Lorcan, I will forever be grateful to you for letting my brother, friend and I stay at the ORL when Stockport got to Wembley last year and for making us feel so welcome. And even more grateful for helping me carry my friend up the stairs after we’d all got drunk on Jagermeister and I’d dropped him twice. Although your footballing loyalties lie on the wrong side of Greater Manchester thanks for taking pity on three drunk Hatters!